I’m dreadfully uninteresting and comically unoriginal, but get a bunch of booze in me and I will make a mess of a burrito like no other.Tumblr (3.0; @fanceevance)http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f4ee3f2c29756706b50a98449710b73/tumblr_mn1qqaE1jI1qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50821577518/source" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/books/2011/08/how-to-have-sex-on-the-moon.html">Source</a></p></blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50923666562http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50923666562Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d31db2a280fb75029797ae953c441c9/tumblr_mmb5ruPou81s6r1vho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>A </span><strong>White Blood</strong><span> Cell chasing and consuming a </span><strong>Bacterial Organism</strong><span> through a process called </span><strong>Phagocytosis</strong></p> </blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50897563473http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50897563473Mon, 20 May 2013 02:58:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14a7986073a25a37113044a2203d3e0b/tumblr_mmjfdwphpM1qij98to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hometown-unicorn.tumblr.com/post/50016546457/my-eye-caught-a-dark-form-lying-on-the-river">hometown-unicorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. <a href="http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/weekly-wrapper/">x</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50740736634http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50740736634Sat, 18 May 2013 10:13:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6u8kfKINb1qdhr0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50605762337http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50605762337Thu, 16 May 2013 15:23:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ja3sqBiP1qzds02o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50605666671http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50605666671Thu, 16 May 2013 15:21:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawvtz3yZ21qkfz6bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawvtz3yZ21qkfz6bo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohnosiro.tumblr.com/post/32350845287/in-the-end-credits-the-coffee-shop-manager-is">ohnosiro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>In the end credits, the Coffee Shop Manager is credited as just Coffee Shop. Quentin Tarantino said this was because when Tim Roth puts the gun to his head and says “Are you gonna be a hero?”, the manager only says “I’m just a Coffee Shop-” before Tim Roth cuts him off and starts yelling again.</small></p> </blockquote> <p>I’M JUST A COFFEE SHOP</p> </blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50603937515http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50603937515Thu, 16 May 2013 14:57:46 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ec7a7df79dc4e3fc0c0a53a34388ce7/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/673f9153e0b4169725d66a8dd88de619/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d12e75fa1b99b273d71d36891075d7a/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2029a1b80cf17fe4e895ca7710f0e273/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e7399b9fb50978661676ac7b3eb73be/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d74af7a0ba396e57b552e1eb52f00f65/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c5f9c2c76571e1e0ceb7b67969f2c38/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/930c85aa97445c3ce47573a02266bf45/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d1e39d26747c63313f6840fc03f76a6/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9759a8ba5aaecca209cd13481ca82dfe/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50520512179/9-pinterest-fails-via">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>9 Pinterest Fails</strong></p> <p>[<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/DlP1k">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50524933034http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50524933034Wed, 15 May 2013 15:15:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e74c0308f70fd55393be591487a9be5d/tumblr_mm1cvhKoUB1qz8yr3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WANT</p>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50524650303http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50524650303Wed, 15 May 2013 15:11:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94508f3ec7c28ea8c7786efe37988300/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5b84cdcc87eabeee75e9fc58eb5407c/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42bcb3a00d973fa0a424acd25e630346/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61e4f7177ee9cec2c1e76daf00daf994/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee77437e49a8fb35da3eb0b78b07a833/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af86610e25720dfa7de2226bbac24d81/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3912ac4c4112ba70e7ada074de64444/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/250ce89574a3e6e1a2b5f3e69221597b/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6367a1e9b66ddfbe2ce4a870af48fa83/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed51437ce8e8df6461a95a23cff7714b/tumblr_mm3d2pwQN61ru1gyyo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perspecti-ve.tumblr.com/post/50453824884">perspecti-ve</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashleymater.tumblr.com/post/49312675499/tippi-benjamine-okanti-degre-daughter-of-french">ashleymater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers <span>Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, </span><span>including a 28-year old </span><span>elephant</span><span> called Abu and a </span><span>leopard</span><span> nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/tippi-degre-growing-up-with-african-wildlife"><span>Learn more</span></a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p></p>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50511930990http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50511930990Wed, 15 May 2013 12:14:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ca0ff5fc5a329c8732c9d6e3406ac2a/tumblr_m6e22dQ1gt1qf52czo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/26149537709http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/26149537709Wed, 15 May 2013 12:09:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac065558a41e56753d50dc6b73407842/tumblr_ml7ewbMkAo1r4ru1mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50484324139http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50484324139Wed, 15 May 2013 00:50:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa31b876955bbc50e34141e9615d657d/tumblr_mmozwiZvq11ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50482495008http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50482495008Tue, 14 May 2013 23:49:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/566e22b425eb22494272b81cb2fba8d7/tumblr_mmqr6omrIV1qc3wjlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsfunnyto.me/post/50366272054/http-www-eatliver-com-i-php-n-10632">itsfunnytome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=10632"><a href="http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=10632">http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=10632</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50405177840http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50405177840Mon, 13 May 2013 23:19:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5804fa16d05039221f833b503b4bab1/tumblr_mmlsj6fqZ01rp8gz7o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13a8f1062e60cf3bb55d9ded31522622/tumblr_mmlsj6fqZ01rp8gz7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50405090994http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50405090994Mon, 13 May 2013 23:16:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxq7ewRAIj1qewhh5o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chupaca-braj.tumblr.com/post/50151195973/enigmaticfrenzy-because-this-is-the-best-story">chupaca-braj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enigmaticfrenzy.tumblr.com/post/42984379249/because-this-is-the-best-story-on-the-face-of-this">enigmaticfrenzy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Because this is the best story on the face of this earth</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Still written better than 50 shades of grey</p> </blockquote>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50358772201http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50358772201Mon, 13 May 2013 12:27:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e4661ba6d5493f5f4b879844630b158/tumblr_mm0qcxyBdR1rz1p6so1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50269359284http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50269359284Sun, 12 May 2013 10:03:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a5c2c53e0d46884acc3160f8cc2a46c/tumblr_mgquidsQsu1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50269236214http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50269236214Sun, 12 May 2013 10:01:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bd7cf454a29811ab1253052ee4050db/tumblr_mm6g16cYEA1qaz7aso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me.</p>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50020412720http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/50020412720Thu, 09 May 2013 09:54:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m715k3F9a91qb7gbyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/49987493936http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/49987493936Wed, 08 May 2013 20:22:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9efaa7b3d92cf9ed0a46f275dc759683/tumblr_mlq12qYedm1qa5v7ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/49982136730http://fanceevance.tumblr.com/post/49982136730Wed, 08 May 2013 19:15:22 -0700